{"id":28,"date":"2006-02-07T08:20:41","date_gmt":"2006-02-07T13:20:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/firecat.us\/?p=28"},"modified":"2007-01-14T05:05:16","modified_gmt":"2007-01-14T10:05:16","slug":"the-ear-bug","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/firecat.us\/?p=28","title":{"rendered":"The Ear Bug"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh my.  Bed at 1:30am ,  got woke up at 5:10am.  Went from dead sleep to standing and screaming in seconds.  I thought I had water in my ear.  Took only 2 sharp pains to tell me there was somthing in my ear moving around.   Screaming, stomping and more screaming.   Out the door to the hostpital in about 3-5min after I woke up, and scared cornwoman awake.<\/p>\n<p>The E.R. got me to a doctor in about 1miniute after arival.   He driped somthing into my ear to kill the bug and to numb the ear.<\/p>\n<p>Ever heard a roach scream? Did you know they made communacating sounds? Well I can tell you they do,  I heard the thing squeel when it was drowning.<\/p>\n<p>No sound in that ear, total loss of hearing. The doctor tryed to pull it out and it was stuck. So large it created a seal that took some time to break.<\/p>\n<p>Seal breaking event caused instant hearing.<\/p>\n<p>Turned out to be a huge female roach carrying a rather large egg sack.  Trying to lay eggs in my head I think.<\/p>\n<p>Doctor got almost all of it out,  said there was still a small peice left but should come out in time since he couldnt get it out after all the digging and poking and sucking he did on it.<\/p>\n<p>Now my ear is drainging medicane they put in there as well as  blood.<\/p>\n<p>Going to get my prescription filled asuming its not to much and can afford it, hopfuly not more then $20 or im screwed cuz im broke.<\/p>\n<p>Well that was my early morning in  a nut shell.<\/p>\n<p>Now I cant sleep, am very tired, and paronoid to go back to sleep.<\/p>\n<p>FireCat<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh my. Bed at 1:30am , got woke up at 5:10am. Went from dead sleep to standing and screaming in seconds. I thought I had water in my ear. Took only 2 sharp pains to tell me there was somthing in my ear moving around. Screaming, stomping and more screaming. Out the door to the &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/firecat.us\/?p=28\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The Ear Bug&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/firecat.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/firecat.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/firecat.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/firecat.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/firecat.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/firecat.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/firecat.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/firecat.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/firecat.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}